I was hurrying my students out of the computer lab the other day by flickering the lights because I have a few dawdlers. The lab doesn't have any windows, so when you turn off the lights, it's quite dark.
Lucas, one of my grade 1 students, was the last one in the lab and I had flicked the lights a couple of times before I turned them off completely. As he was coming down the steps, I heard Lucas mutter, "Oh, tartar sauce!"
Perplexed, I asked, "Lucas, did you just say tartar sauce?"
"Yep," he replied.
"Why did you say tartar sauce?"
"Because I don't like being in the dark."
"But why did you say tartar sauce?" Still confused.
"Because I don't like tartar sauce either."
5 comments:
Greatest "not a swear" of all time.
haha! Never heard that one before!
I think I'm going to use that one. That is a really great swear replacement.
Count me in! I'm going to use it too. Hilarious.
It's sweeping the nation! I told another teacher and she said it the other day!
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