Wow.

This story is really better in person but...here it is in blog form.

So the other day I was in the hall with two of our struggling readers working on a family booklet. At the end of the story, I was asking Tiffany what her family looks like and then I turned to Andrew and asked him about his family. He was telling me about his brother and sister and that he is going to be having a new baby brother soon. "Oh!" I said, "is your mommy having another baby?"

Andrew--"Ya, and the baby comes out her BUTT!"

Me, not wanting to explain female anatomy but also not wanting to let him continue thinking babies come out of a woman's bum--"Well, it doesn't really come out of her bum...right now the baby is in mommy's tummy, is her tummy getting bigger?"

Andrew--"I don't know."

Me--"Because mommies get a bump on the tummy when they are having a baby."

Andrew, REACHING OVER AND TOUCHING EACH ONE OF MY BREASTS--"Are those babies?"